Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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