Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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