Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i drank out of a bidet.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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