All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
How drunk are you?
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