If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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