i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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