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i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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