You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
