I wanna passion pit in your ass
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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