How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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