And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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