and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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