that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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