don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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