Your face is a jimmy john
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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