god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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