Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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