That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Randomize
