The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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