Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I puked a lego.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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