Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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