Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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