Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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