Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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