If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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