i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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