I just saw a hot homeless man
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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