508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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