at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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