How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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