Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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