she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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