we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better