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(506): View more from New Brunswick

cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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(847): View more from Illinois

oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.

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(315): View more from New York

I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"

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(954): View more from Florida

I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.

(1-757): View more from Virginia

It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.

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(512): View more from Texas

He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said

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