Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.