He asked to "fluff my boner.."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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