Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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