I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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