im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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