like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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