apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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