She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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