all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize