My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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