Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i believe in u and ur pee
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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