Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
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At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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