she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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