My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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