I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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