If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think your dad took our porno
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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