So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.