coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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