More tranny stories later!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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