I'm drive I can fine osifer
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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