My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..