I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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