I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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