Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I believe in your delicious
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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