I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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